Sooooo...we moved. And, as far as we could tell, there was only one "working" bathroom. We originally saw this place on a chilly, rainy day and since no one had lived here for about a year, there was no water, no electricity..nothing. We were "shown" the bathroom, conveniently across from the bedroom...and it looked "normal" albeit with a bathtub that was somewhat small, but this is Europe. These things happen. And we didn't have a flashlight.
Sooooo, turns out, after we moved in, we discovered that said "bathtub" had TWO levels. An upper level that would have been fine as a seat.....IF it had even been remotely possible to STAND in the lower level. BUT the lower level is cupped, like a fucking tulip. Seriously. Who? How? What????
Sooooo, the era of sponge baths ensued.
Finally, we were able to have a guy come over who owns a contracting company. Young guy, very nice, personable. And he speaks English as well as Italian. Turns out he lived in the US for some years!! His father moved the family there from South America.
After discussing, it was decided that the SECOND bathroom in the back would be better suited to an immediately working shower. First a large and heavy (and ugly) dry sink had to be removed (and is still sitting in the back) but that provided the water source. On the other side there is a toilet and bidet and the bidet could have been removed, but this is another room with a curved ceiling, so a shower would be impossible.
They took out the sink, put in the shower, fixed up the wall and we also replaced the double door to a small balcony, so there are no drafts, leaks or bugs.